The weekend has a mild case of turkey elbow.
Perks is hooking you up with the season’s hottest gift: leather-bound cufflinks that happen to be fully functional lighters. (Enjoy responsibly.) We’re also getting you access to a lifetime of private jetting for 300 bucks and shipping you a box of truffles directly from Italy—from the same importers Daniel Boulud uses—for 25% off.
The negatives from Madonna’s Penthouse shoot. Sinatra’s herringbone button-down. A Bigsby guitar signed by the Cult. These are all things you’re about to own. After you bid on them (or, like, hundreds of other things) at Julien’s largest online rock memorabilia auction of the year, that is. But then, all yours.
Right now, there are over 400 professional photographs of clothingless models that have somehow failed to appear on your coffee table. And that’s probably because you don’t have Taschen’s latest codex, entitled The New Erotic Photography 2. Which we guess makes volume one the old erotic photography.
If you don’t like jazz, you should consider liking jazz. For starters, it’s great for sitting in lounges and looking all deep. It’s also great for listening to. So hey, here’s a really basic website that’s like a search engine for jazz videos. That’s it. That’s all it does. Go jazz.
Here’s what’s going to happen: you’re going to go about your business on Twitter. And if, by some force of nature as yet unclassified by modern science, someone unfollows you... you’ll know about it. Because this new app will send you a push notification about it. This could get hurt-feelings-y.
Once upon a time, the forward pass didn’t exist in football. Which is hilarious. Because picture it. Then Knute Rockne came along and made it all acceptable. Anyway, now you can get a replica of the same antique, hand-sewn watermelon football he threw back in the day. Horrifyingly ineffective helmet optional.
