Good job this weekend. Your deft handling of mugs of spiked cider, at least two Tan Moms and binders full of women is to be commended. But now: the big show. Halloween night. We think these various melees are most worthy of your talents.
The weird thing about you and circus clowns: you find them a little sexy. Of course, you’re probably thinking about the ones at the Wit. (We hope.) But if you also have a thing for long-legged dancing ringmasters, DJs and a free Cuvée after-party, you’re really in luck.
You’re at a masquerade in a gilded ballroom, surrounded by beautiful women. You’re drinking a martini. Now, if Stanley Kubrick were filming you, it would be Eyes Wide Shut. If he’s not, you’re probably at the Drake’s costume ball with cash prizes and canapés. You don’t seem disappointed.
Halloween was made for scary movies. That’s why they made a movie called Halloween. It’s also why this dark little labyrinthine cocktailing lair is screening it. They’re also offering $5 movie theater candy and popcorn and half-price cocktails to costume wearers, because they’re just nice.
Frontier’s crazy party will offer two hours of complimentary booze, a swinging jazz combo, secret passwords and prizes for best gangster costume, best flapper and best all-around costume. So if you have your grandpa’s haunted pinstripe suit, this is really a great place to wear it.
Some creatures stay out until dawn. When daylight hits, they crawl into their tombs. Either that, or they go get burritos. Anyhoo: gothy Late Bar is hosting a wild 4am party with free haunted photo booths, goofy dance songs, caramel-apple martinis and gratis candy. Hey, goths like candy, too.
