The wick in your weekend-o’-lantern has just been lit.
This week on Perks, 25% off your new ride: Jetson, the Ferrari of electric bikes. We’re also getting you 30% off grooming stuff from the legendary New York men’s club John Allan’s, and sending you the best damn coffee on the planet. It’s just what we do.
You’d pay just about anything for a really good lobster. And sure enough, that includes $10. Socca brings back its crazy-popular night of inexpensive whole butter-poached crustaceans, which justifies, of course, you ordering the really good champagne tonight. Not that you ever needed justification before.
It’s so, so dark. You struggle to make out what’s in front of you. You inch the candle closer... it’s... it’s... crab pot stickers. Oh, it’s just Sunda’s annual candlelit festival of Asian small plates and romance. Which also explains that hand on your knee under the table... we hope.
You’re worried. It’s Halloween weekend and things can get weird out there. The antidote: rooftop cocktailing with an open bar, hors d’oeuvres and rum cocktails made with black-licorice ice cubes. Plus: a costume contest ensures you’re surrounded by as many Katnisses and Catwomen as possible.
Of course, hitting the dance floor with 2,000 sexy kittens, sexy nurses and sexy Angry Birds (you just know they’re out there) has a certain timeless appeal. This party has four DJs, decor by an Emmy Award–winning set designer and a $5,000 costume contest. Your sexy Psy will kill.
Here’s something you never saw coming: a beer-and-sausage-laden Bears viewing party paired with music from the Smiths. No, Morrissey (who postponed his Saturday show) wouldn’t approve. And yes, it’s strange to watch football with so much moaning. But hey, that’s Jay Cutler for you.
