Shave and a haircut: two bits.

Note: it’s actually 125 bits.

But that’s probably to account for inflation.

And all the cold beer.

Meet Junior & Hatter, your new spot for beer sipping, Vespa buying and, oh yeah, really good haircuts, now open in Wynwood and throwing an open house/gratis cocktail party Saturday.

Here’s what happens when two veteran stylists of the fashion industry take their considerable hair-trimming talents to... Wynwood. You get this bar-meets-saloon nook with worn-wood-plank walls, shipping pallets turned tables, exposed Edison bulbs and a vintage wine rack for holding hot towels.

So next time you need a haircut or a wet shave, you’ll come by, slide into an original 1935 Chicago barbershop chair (perhaps the one parked next to the Vespa) and... order a frosty Duvel. Arriving with your beer: an iPad loaded with some music. Create a custom playlist for your cut. Great, now you’re ready to sit back and get all handsome.

And when that’s done, perhaps you’d like that Vespa. See, everything in the place (from the old-fashioned hair dryers to the scattered-about Polaroid cameras to the Italian scooter) is for sale.

Go ahead, make an offer they can’t refuse.