Drop and give the weekend 20.
This week, Perks is getting you 33% off slyly handsome summer neckwear from Artfully Disheveled. Plus: 25% off the world’s tiniest waterproof MP3 player. And a $21 set of indestructible shot glasses welded from steel. Your summer needs this.
Times Square. Basically... it’s a s**tshow. A Bubba Gumpified, Naked Cowboy-y s**tshow. But it used to be different. Early-’80s different. Sex-shops-and-back-alley-peep-shows different. And thankfully, a photographer named Bill Butterworth took over 200 pictures of that stuff. And put them in a book. Thanks, Bill Butterworth.
You’re about to go on an adventure. A fake adventure. Like virtually climbing to the top of Mount Everest.
Or sprinting through the desert. It’s via a new fitness app that simulates grand adventures in the name of
dramatically increasing your ab count. Hopefully by at least sixfold.
Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re wearing clothes all wrong. Not a huge deal, but we thought we’d throw out a quick fix anyway. It’s C’H’C’M’. They’re knocking off up to 60% on things like red cotton twill shorts and long-sleeve striped henleys. So yeah, start there.
Once upon a time, there was Prohibition. And then it ended. And immediately after, a distillery called Tuthilltown Spirits opened in New York. The moral of the story: that same distillery just opened an online shop full of leather flasks, Aztec chocolate bitters and whiskey-aging barrels. That’s your cue, by the way.
Roger Waters once had a Fender guitar. Mick Jagger once had a tambourine. And Kurt Cobain once wore a Sonic Youth T-shirt during his last live performance ever. Turns out, those things are at Bonhams now. And you’re about to bid on them. Or not. Your call.
