The weekend is liberally applying Sex Panther.
... thanks to this high-tech kit that keeps track of your belongings via your iPhone. Plus, we’re getting you rakish dress shirts from Bespoken (made by Turnbull & Asser and cut from Thomas Mason cloth), along with artful prints of your college campus.
Tiah Eckhardt is an Aussie supermodel who had a thought. It was, “Maybe I should take a photo of myself in different underthings every day, rate them and make a Tumblr out of it.” She’s a strong favorite for the Thought of the Year award.
The problem with pizza: nothing. But if you had one complaint, it’d be that there’s not enough gambling involved. Hence this Russian-roulette-style plate. The person whose slice has a round painted underneath it has to pay. Or do dishes. They also get to eat pizza, so it all works out.
You have nothing left to prove in the bottle-opening game. Using a stapler to crack open your last beer pretty much sealed that. So maybe give yourself a break with this stainless-steel church key inspired by one from the ’30s. Think of it as a lifetime achievement award.
You know Damien Hirst. Put a giant dead tiger shark in a formaldehyde tank. Called it art. Well, now you can watch the artist doing his thing from one of two different live feeds into his studio. Which you’re free to call art.
You have no need for a cane. But if it were Charlie Chaplin’s, well... you can make an exception. This auction has it, along with Clark Gable’s Gone with the Wind riding jacket, Christopher Reeve’s Superman costume and JFK’s rocking chair. All of which you can make exceptions for.
