
You're also not one to let 2,000 scantily clad women pass you by.
So you might want to drop by the Palms swimming pool tomorrow afternoon to help execute one of the great feats ever attempted by mankind: the World's Largest Underwear Party, hosted by Playmate, model and visionary Alison Waite, starting at noon.
Arrive early, drop trou, and you'll be admitted for free. Be warned—Guinness defines men's underwear as boxers, briefs or (go figure) boxer briefs. The rules for women are equally and thankfully stringent: Only lingerie, thongs, panties, bras or baby doll sets may be counted toward the world record (rules are rules). Which means a pool deck teeming with approximately 2-3,000 underwear models.
Further sweetening the pot is a Sexiest Panty Girl contest, with the lucky lady landing an all-expense-paid tropical destination photo shoot. We suggest voting early and often, and then you'll be able to say you knew the Sexiest Panty Girl back when she was just another underwear party record-breaker.
You two have so much in common.