The weekend’s new tell-all has all the salacious details about the week.
Montana. Land of bison, Ted Turner and the most luxurious camping you’ve ever experienced—and we’re getting you 30% off at Paws Up, a resort ranch replete with decked-out tents and butlers. We’re also hooking you up with a year of Maxim for $8 and 35% off pleasure devices from Jimmyjane.
Lingerie: you’re with us so far. And you’re only going to like it more after hearing that this stuff is from an Alexander McQueen protégé who broke off to (barely) dress supermodels. And she’s giving you all the tools to design your own. Well... not your own.
The South has got an ironfisted lock on fried food superiority and temperate climates, and—thanks to Sid Mashburn—they’re also making a strong case for shirt domination. You can get your hands on some of his nattier button-downs, cardigans and belts here. Warning: you might just find yourself craving a trip to Georgia.
You don’t need a reason to have some friends over for blind scotch flights. Here’s one anyway: an iPad-based game where you and your fellow imbibers guess what you’re drinking based on a whiskey matrix that details the smokiness, smoothness and hair-on-your-chest factor of the drink. Yes, a whiskey matrix.
Scott Morrison makes the hell out of a pair of jeans. (Paper Denim & Cloth, Earnest Sewn... those were him.) But now he’s got this totally new line of... no, it’s jeans again. But this time, you can have them custom-made for you—wash, fit and all—online. It’s your logical next step.
Paying people to massage you while you work at your laptop is getting exorbitantly expensive. For that reason, and that reason alone, check out this new USB-based massage system. A couple of sticky diode things, four preprogrammed massages, data storage (bonus) and no need to ever get up again.
