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Introducing Your Anti-Resolutions

It’s like clockwork. Almost like Groundhog Day. At the end of each year, you (okay, we) overindulge, only to pay the price with short-lived resolutions come the new year. Herewith, the indulgences to make it all worthwhile...

Umami Burger’s Bone Marrow Burger
BAD TO THE BONE

Umami Burger’s Bone Marrow Burger

The fact that this is an off-menu, secret burger should be your first, and only, necessary clue hinting at its decadence. Take a burger, top it with beer-battered tempura bone marrow with port-onion marmalade, and that’s how you close down a year.

Available Dec 26 (while supplies last) at Umami Burger, 2184 Union St (at Fillmore), 415-440-8626

Hops Salt French Fries
HOPS ON, HOPS OFF

Hops Salt French Fries

So yeah, french fries aren’t that indulgent these days. But if you’re in a beer-obsessed bar and you so happen to find fries that are seasoned with a concoction of pulverized salt and hops, well, you’d be crazy not to order them. How many rounds is up to you.

White Truffle Madeira Flip
FLIP TOP

White Truffle Madeira Flip

It’s hard to believe that one drink could knock at least three resolutions out of the park. But after a few rounds of this $35 Madeira, maple syrup, egg and truffle cocktail, you’ll kick saving money, staying fit and maintaining sobriety to the curb. Believe it.

Available at Michael Mina, 252 California St (at Battery), 415-397-9222    

Whole Beast Dinner at Bluestem
BEAST OF BURDEN

Whole Beast Dinner at Bluestem

Essentially, you and five friends will pick a whole beast—hog, lamb or goat—and gracefully devour it in three different ways (paired with three different wines). Then, take some of the animal home in the form of housemade charcuterie. And while you’re at it, throw any semblance of moderation out the door.

Tearing Up the Track at Infineon
RIGHT ON TRACK

Tearing Up the Track at Infineon

Next year, you’ll dutifully stay within a reasonable range of the speed limit. Except this once: when you slip behind the wheel of a Formula 3 race car that’ll easily hit triple-digit speeds and corner at up to three G’s. If you break the sound barrier, you might consider easing off the gas...

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