The weekend is pouring some sugar on you.
It’s hat weather. So we’re turning your $50 into $100 at Goorin Bros. Hat Company. Plus, we’re taking 42% off David Hart’s incredibly handsome ties—and throwing in a gratis pocket square. Finally: an exclusive on The Guitar Collection, possibly the most luxurious coffee-table book ever.
To get a PDT cocktail, you have to cram yourself into a clandestine phone booth inside a hot dog joint and dial a secret number. And be in Manhattan. Or you could just skim this recipe guide to the famous tipples of the East Village. No secret code required.
Your deft use of swearing, while admirable, rarely changes lives. Out to fix that: this website, which scours your Twitter feed for four-letter words and kindly asks for a donation to your favorite charity for each one. Or you could just tell them to f*** off.
Last night: fantastic. This morning: not so fantastic. Next time, you’ll be armed with this preventive care kit: electrolyte tablets, hangover potion powder, mints and recipes for healthy cocktails. As if there’s any other kind.
The Internet has everything. It’s got Mr. Baseball... somewhere. This site will tell you where it’s streaming (Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, etc.) and how much it’ll cost you. And if it’s not available just now, the site will alert you when it is. You’ll call it “The Selleck Alert.”
When you need a rage-filled courtroom speech, you go to Samuel L. Jackson. Can’t remember your Ezekiel 25:17: turn to Sam. And now, when you need meaningless filler text for something: yes, him. Check out Samuel L. Ipsum, choice quotes from the man’s oeuvre for... it doesn’t matter, just look.
