The humidity. The triple-digit temperatures. Your scorching leather pants. Yes, the heat’s here. So we’ve employed our crack team of researchers to bring you the coldest boozy treats in the city... one boozy popsicle at a time.
With the sun beating down, your ice cream needs help. And by help, we mean champagne. Enter a flute of mango bourbon ice cream drowning in bubbly...
Temperature: 45 degrees
Seconds until brain freeze: 18
Warning—your treat will melt in...: 11 minutes
A timeless formula for cooling down: take milk, add mint chocolate chip ice cream. Now there’s one more ingredient: chocolate vodka. The humidity never saw it coming.
Temperature: 41 degrees
Seconds until brain freeze: 13
Warning—your treat will melt in...: 19 minutes
This massive shaved-ice concoction comes in flavors from watermelon to grape and is served with a shot of vodka, delivered in a test tube. BYO lab coat.
Temperature: 32 degrees
Seconds until brain freeze: 19
Warning—your treat will melt in...: 27 minutes
Even if the high climbs to the 110s (you never know), we have you covered with the coldest confection here: blackberry lemonade popsicles with vodka. You always prefer vodka on a stick.
Temperature: 30 degrees
Seconds until brain freeze: 15
Warning—your treat will melt in...: 13 minutes
