The Wine Rack
Combining your favorite things can go one of two ways: transcendence or intense regret. Drinking wine out of your girlfriend’s bra is option two.
The Rejection List
The Things We Left Behind in 2010
Over the past year, we’d like to think we delivered at least a few gems and tirelessly weeded out the duds. But sometimes those duds are more than just duds. These are those duds. Do with them what you will...
The Piglet Bank
Taking things literally has its rewards, and its risks. The jury is still out about using a real, taxidermied piggy bank. Okay, the jury’s not out. This is officially horrifying.
iPad Pouch T-Shirt
Get this, and you could have a protective iPad pouch and T-shirt in one. You can also have endless ridicule and a T-shirt that’s always really stretched out.
Wi-Fi Detector Shirt
This luminescent shirt dynamically gauges the wi-fi signal strength at your current location. For extra insurance, you’ll want to wear the wi-fi detector cap—okay, we should’ve stopped at “luminescent shirt.”
Quiet Keyboard Cover
In case you need to work at your computer at all hours—including during torrential rainstorms, and happy hour—this noise-reducing, waterproof cover has your back. But really, you need a vacation.
