The weekend already has a room waiting in Qatar.
It’s tuxedo season. So you’ve probably been wondering where to find some chocolates to match your formalwear. At long last, it’s here: the Black Tie Collection, an exclusive set of dark chocolate truffles infused with Guinness, Macallan scotch and other formal essentials, by Compartes Chocolatier. Includes black truffle truffles.
There’s only one thing stopping you from switching from coffee to hot chocolate: you need coffee. Fortunately, a single cup of this powdered brew (dubbed Loco Cocoa) packs 175 mg of caffeine—the same jolt you’d get from a strong cup of joe. Or three play-throughs of “Eye of the Tiger.”
Now that Antoine Dodson has alerted you to the existence of bed intruders, it’s time you did something about it. Specifically, drop $1 for a game that lets you combat said intruders during your morning commute. The Auto-Tuned version can’t be far behind.
We’ve seen your future, and it’s cold. The only thing to do: develop a super-thick, waterproof skinsuit. Failing that, try Opening Ceremony, which is taking half off its winter-ready sweaters, peacoats and at least one pair of mirrored silver desert boots. Perfect for Kanye’s holiday party.
It’s exactly what it sounds like: six condoms (from Condom, France) tucked into a suspiciously ring-sized jewelry box. Though we suggest hiding any sharp objects before you actually present it to anyone.
To rescue you from a second month of baseball withdrawal, Chartball is offering posters made from the stats of the best teams in baseball, including the ’72 A’s and the ’55 Dodgers—perfect for those nights when you wake up in a cold sweat, wondering about Reggie Jackson’s batting average.
