Things to do for November 24, 2010

The Weekender

Pies, Bacon Hot Sauce and a Deadly Bottle Opener

The weekend isn’t pardoning any turkeys.

A Personal Pie Maker
PIE IN THE SKY

A Personal Pie Maker

We’re guessing that in the next day or two, you may find yourself craving pie. The only rational reaction: picking up this magical device—masquerading as a portable electric grill—and beckoning forth four different-flavored pies in about eight minutes. Use your new powers only for good.

10% Off Your Winter Essentials
SALE-ING

10% Off Your Winter Essentials

In the interest of promoting maximum winter sharpitude, the Ace Hotel has lined up a discount at some of the best shops in the country for anyone friendly enough to follow their blog. If you were looking for an excuse to buy a decorative axe...

Introducing Bacon Hot Sauce
MEAT LOVERS

Introducing Bacon Hot Sauce

You have two persistent complaints about the world’s food: it’s not spicy enough and it doesn’t taste enough like bacon. This bottle takes care of both at once, adding a subtle heat and bacon-y top note to any dish lucky enough to receive it. Your move, gravy.

The Bullet Bottle Opener
WITH A BULLET

The Bullet Bottle Opener

Sometimes, you don’t just want to open your beer—you want to send a message. The message provided by this thing: “I own a bullet-shaped bottle opener, and I’m not afraid to use it.” Offer void if you actually are afraid to use it.

The Coatrack to End All Coatracks
HANGING UP

The Coatrack to End All Coatracks

With heavy coat season upon us, you need a coatrack that can hang up absolutely every last thing you own. This one’s big enough and rearrangeable enough to handle just about all of it, including your bicycle, your backup poncho and, if needed, your relatives.

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