The weekend is funny how?
This week, Perks is taking 30% off your next delivery of Hancock Gourmet Lobster Company’s six-pack of buttery, delicious lobster rolls and whoopie pies. Because we know you only order lobster rolls in six-packs.
It’s only taken six years, but the cologne from Anchorman (you know, the one that’s made from bits of real panther) is finally available. You’ll want to dab some on your wrists before any impromptu jazz flute performances, but remember: 60% of the time, it works every time.
Look, we tell you about this kind of thing only because we care: soon, you’ll be able to possess Ten Times Rosie, a massive tome with picture after picture of lingerie supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and only Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Well, and the occasional strategically placed necklace.
You like to finish what you’ve started, but sometimes one thing leads to another, and suddenly there’s a half-drank bottle of Bordeaux wasting away on your bearskin rug. The obvious solution: a wine stopper that tells you precisely when the bottle was opened. The not-so-obvious solution: a time-traveling DeLorean. Just saying.
You’ve got a full slate of traveling this fall. Jaunt to Vegas. Expedition into the Peruvian mountains. That mind-altering trip up a Cambodian river with Martin Sheen. So you’ll need a bag—something rugged, handmade and, of course, inspired by Apocalypse Now. You love the smell of waxed leather in the morning.
You’ve heard of putting some wild things in brownies. You know, like nutmeg. Or, in the case of these, a California cabernet, which might be the best combination of wine and chocolate since your last photo shoot. Your work for the Hershey’s Secret catalog continues to amaze.
