The weekend is your next amendment.
We’re wagering that sometime between now and Monday, you will be opening at least one bottle of beer. If so, allow us to suggest, as your instrument of choice, an opener that’s heavy, made from stainless steel and created in Australia. And, oh yeah, also looks like a leg. To be clear: the leg of a female human.
It’s all over for Team USA. And, yes, it still hurts. But you know what they say is the first stage of grief: getting yourself a Brazilian soccer name. Go to this site, type in your given name, and it’ll spit out what you’d be called if you joined the Canarinho. Sorry, Pelé’s taken.
The song of the summer’s an important thing—the tune that, forever onward, comes to define the wild season of cold micheladas and girls in summer dresses that was... well, that’s every summer. Anyway, this site helps you track those tunes down—enter a date, and it’ll call up video of the songs that were popular that day. But really, “Waterfalls” is forever.
The next time you’re wearing a tie and get a little drowsy—say, your next formal sleepover—you’ll do what’s natural: lift up your tie, blow into the tail end, and inflate it into a nap-ready pillow. Oh, and as is so important when it comes to novelty ties, it’s available in a variety of color patterns. Sadly, nothing with piano keys.
When you’re shopping for, say, a couch or one of those globes that’s secretly a wet bar, there are a few things you should consider: price, sure, and the quality of the goods. But size counts too—at this site, you’ll enter in how much space you have to fill, and it’ll show you what’s available. You’d hate to wind up with an oversize globe/wet bar.
