You: Hello?

Tetra: Salutations. Please come in.

You: It’s awfully bright in here. What the... where am I?

T: You’re in my new webshop, filled with an array of uncannily attractive items related to one of my preferred pastimes, smoking.

You: You don’t say.

T: I do. I was founded by a few design-related individuals who applied their exquisite taste and appreciation for herb-assisted relaxation to filling me with swirled marble pipes, a golden ashtray, patinated-brass lighter cases and, uh... other stuff.

You: Why don’t you just show me around?

T: For sure. Follow me into this slideshow.