Warning: you should only read this email if you...
... just won an epic battle against the SEC.
... threw for 317 yards and a touchdown against the Eagles yesterday.
... could really use a nice shoulder massage.
Well, looks like everyone’s still here. Let’s get to it then...
Say hello to Espa, a subterranean fortress of solitude (read: day spa) that’ll massage, steam and exfoliate you into a state of tranquil submission, now open at the Joule.
8,000 square feet. That’s what you’re working with here. A quiet relaxatorium filled with treatment rooms, crazy showers and a pool with strategically placed massage jets, should that interest you. (It does.)
Begin by exploring your surroundings. There’s the schvitz-ready sauna for a little dry heat. The steam room lined with black quartz. (It’s a good “conductor of energy”—just go with it.) And the choose-your-own-adventure shower with a digital menu of spray options. (Sadly, no shuffle play.)
And in the event you came for a massage, sure. They can do that. Get something Swedish. Or try the Golfer’s Tonic if your legs and back could benefit from warm oils and a rubdown.
And they usually could.
... just won an epic battle against the SEC.
... threw for 317 yards and a touchdown against the Eagles yesterday.
... could really use a nice shoulder massage.
Well, looks like everyone’s still here. Let’s get to it then...
Say hello to Espa, a subterranean fortress of solitude (read: day spa) that’ll massage, steam and exfoliate you into a state of tranquil submission, now open at the Joule.
8,000 square feet. That’s what you’re working with here. A quiet relaxatorium filled with treatment rooms, crazy showers and a pool with strategically placed massage jets, should that interest you. (It does.)
Begin by exploring your surroundings. There’s the schvitz-ready sauna for a little dry heat. The steam room lined with black quartz. (It’s a good “conductor of energy”—just go with it.) And the choose-your-own-adventure shower with a digital menu of spray options. (Sadly, no shuffle play.)
And in the event you came for a massage, sure. They can do that. Get something Swedish. Or try the Golfer’s Tonic if your legs and back could benefit from warm oils and a rubdown.
And they usually could.
