The weekend is sympathizing with underdogs, just before crushing them.
You'll always remember the heartwarming specifics of your first bondage experience (ah, the innocence of middle school). Still, at the first in this new series of sex classes, you'll get a hands-on update in technique—body harnesses and beyond—from an instructor who wrote a book about it (we're going to go ahead and call it the book).
Lately, your Sunday nights have been lacking that crucial, Penelope Cruz-endorsed Cuban music and mojito element. This ends now, as renowned cha-cha and mambo masters Grupo Irek, of old Socialista fame, take over the Thom Bar. Penelope has never steered you wrong.
Taking a break from tending to your New York-based cravings, Danny Meyer looks to New Orleans, churning out creamy bananas foster frozen custard, with bananas, vanilla and plenty of rum. Because the Saints won the Super Bowl. And...rum.
Theory is trimming up to 85% off spring and fall menswear like button-down cardigans, cotton pants and blazers. We'd say more, but really, we've said enough...
You're a humble admirer of the trinity: art, charity and nude body painting. So you'll happily lend your material self to this good cause, aided by professional artists and an open bar. You'll paint your gorgeous, uninhibited friends. They'll paint you. We're thinking the small of her back would be a nice place for some nihilistic Postimpressionism.
