Things to do for January 11, 2007

David Lynch Speaks

Watch the master of cult noir discuss his secret meditation process that births all that creepy genius as revealed in his new book, Catching the Big Fish.

New Vintage Beer Menu at Gramercy Tavern

Class up your beer act—the Tavern launches a new menu of 25 hard-to-find vintage stouts, barley wines, porters, ales and ciders, from Oregon's '98 Rogue Old Crustacean to Germany's '02 Schneider Aventinus Eisbock.

Artist and director Robert Wilson unveils a fascinating new style of video portraiture featuring celebs, regular folk and animals—check out Willem Dafoe as a monstrous creature, an eerie Brad Pitt shooting a gun in the rain and Steve Buscemi as a mad butcher chewing gum on a variety show.

Double Seven Shuts Its Doors

Don't worry, they're just moving, but raise a well-made cocktail to the Double's last night in its beloved chocolatey smooth box.

Woody Allen Plays the Clarinet

Neurotic filmmaker as neurotic jazz clarinet player? The Daddy of New York (in more ways than one) performs with the Eddy Davis New Orleans Jazz Band.

Armani/Casa Sale

Up to half off furniture and accessories starting Monday—which means you can finally own that onyx lampshade.