Welcome to Tuesday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital
to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy
over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily
conversation.
1. “Personally, I might have ranked The Dark Knight number one. Still a solid assessment, though.”
2. “Obama just proved that every man in America owns that damn shirt.”
3. “Yeah, I saw that astronaut’s cover of ‘Space Oddity’ in space. No, let’s watch it again.”
4. “I, too, miss the campy-Batman days of yore.”
5. “Come to think of it, did anyone ever figure out what Beyoncé and Jay Z spent $6,000 on in that sex shop?”
6. “I’d get good use out of Han Solo’s leather jacket.”
7. “Turns out, Boulud makes an excellent tutor.”
8. “Admit it. You only went to MoMA PS1 last weekend for the chicken liver mousse.”
9. “Of course France is discussing the worker’s ‘right to disconnect.’ Of course we’re all jealous.”
10. “My evening plans include starting Imbibe! whilst sipping on a Prescription Julep. Why, what are you up to?”
1. “Personally, I might have ranked The Dark Knight number one. Still a solid assessment, though.”
2. “Obama just proved that every man in America owns that damn shirt.”
3. “Yeah, I saw that astronaut’s cover of ‘Space Oddity’ in space. No, let’s watch it again.”
4. “I, too, miss the campy-Batman days of yore.”
5. “Come to think of it, did anyone ever figure out what Beyoncé and Jay Z spent $6,000 on in that sex shop?”
6. “I’d get good use out of Han Solo’s leather jacket.”
7. “Turns out, Boulud makes an excellent tutor.”
8. “Admit it. You only went to MoMA PS1 last weekend for the chicken liver mousse.”
9. “Of course France is discussing the worker’s ‘right to disconnect.’ Of course we’re all jealous.”
10. “My evening plans include starting Imbibe! whilst sipping on a Prescription Julep. Why, what are you up to?”
