Welcome to Friday. We spent the morning reading the entire Internet for the 10 bits of news most vital
to your being. Then we made up a quote about each one that you might ponder, overhear or maybe even deploy
over the course of the day. We call it The Cooler, and we suggest sprinkling it liberally over your daily
conversation.
1. “George Miller was killing every Best Director nominee in the game at that point.”
2. “I’m pretty sure Kanye’s got a flip phone on the side for the sole purpose of rapid-fire Twitter ranting.”
3. “Love, James, Westbrook, Wall... I’d honestly back like 80% of their predictions.”
4. “Wolfgang Puck is stoked on that Dover sole.”
5. “The ‘Heaven and Earth’ appetizer is not, in fact, a plate of soil and MDMA.”
6. “It’s not every day you spot Chrissy Teigen’s number on a bulldog’s collar.”
7. “Cancel your plans Sunday. Prince is in town.”
8. “Anyone with the ability to drop ‘Kafka-esque’ in casual conversation has got the real advantage.”
9. “A bunch of actors talking about working in Hollywood. Just minus any and all straight white males.”
10. “Not sure why Barbie needs an elevator when she’s got a slide-staircase.”
1. “George Miller was killing every Best Director nominee in the game at that point.”
2. “I’m pretty sure Kanye’s got a flip phone on the side for the sole purpose of rapid-fire Twitter ranting.”
3. “Love, James, Westbrook, Wall... I’d honestly back like 80% of their predictions.”
4. “Wolfgang Puck is stoked on that Dover sole.”
5. “The ‘Heaven and Earth’ appetizer is not, in fact, a plate of soil and MDMA.”
6. “It’s not every day you spot Chrissy Teigen’s number on a bulldog’s collar.”
7. “Cancel your plans Sunday. Prince is in town.”
8. “Anyone with the ability to drop ‘Kafka-esque’ in casual conversation has got the real advantage.”
9. “A bunch of actors talking about working in Hollywood. Just minus any and all straight white males.”
10. “Not sure why Barbie needs an elevator when she’s got a slide-staircase.”
