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If Pigs Could Swim...
The Alternative: Smoked Salmon Bacon—you see, what they did here was... shape some salmon
like bacon. But it’s delicious. All double-smoked, maple-cured and orange. That last part’s not
delicious; it’s just the color of salmon bacon.
Keywords: Fish out of water, river pig, desperate times