The weekend looks upon Monday with a mix of pity and contempt.
In honor of fall’s arrival, we’re stocking your cellar with some robust bottles of red wine for up to 53% off, framing your face with a new pair of glasses (or sunglasses) from Tortoise & Blonde for 40% off and getting you exclusive first dibs on a futuristic electric bike. BYO pumpkin pie.
We know you like a good boozy ice cream float. So Uncle Fatty’s has ingeniously turned the new Alec Baldwin–inspired Ben & Jerry’s flavor, Schweddy Balls (vanilla with rum fudge, malted milk balls), into one. You’ll never look at Schweddy Balls the same way again.
The year was 1990, and things were momentous. German unification. Iraq invades Kuwait. The world’s first webpage. Chicago traders have a new place to drink crazy cocktails. Celebrate at this toga party, with 1990 prices on booze and hot wings. Feels good to be legal.
You do your part to support the environment. And if that includes wearing a tuxedo, drinking champagne and dancing until the wee hours with young power players at this year’s Wizard of Oz–themed event, you will do just that. Bonus points for busting out a green tux.
There’s a new brunch in town, sports fans. We think it may just have what it takes to play in your league: Angus rib eye and eggs. Pot-roast eggs Benedict. Brisket hash. Copious amounts of televised football. We think this calls for a mimosa.
Chefs only have one hard-and-fast rule: bacon makes everything taste better. Well, there are some others, but for this event it’s the only one that matters. You’ll vote on the best use of bacon, whether in candy apples, English muffins or better yet, your mouth.
