The weekend is honking its own horn.
It’s the 21st century, and your cufflinks still can’t light a cigarette. Until now—we’re giving you access to a limited run of lighter cufflinks, great for weddings, client lunches and walk-in humidor socials. Also, formal camping trips.
Today is all about the lights, the sounds, the tequila and, of course, the fiesta-ing. Conveniently, it happens to be Cinco de Mayo. You’ll find all in abundance at this handsome Ricardo Montalbán of a Mexican boîte, along with mariachi bands, Mexican DJs, tequila giveaways and $5 margaritas. Viva you.
Bets placed. Fingers crossed. You feel it in your bones: that little filly of yours is going to take home Best Derby Hat at this party (along with $100). Now, on with the horse race, $5 mint juleps, bourbon flights, smoked ham sliders and pork belly deviled eggs.
You’ve always wanted to be a big-time theatrical producer. Well, the bumpers and grinders behind Super Mario burlesque are casting for their next piece this weekend: an all-female Star Wars nude revue. They’re also casting for producers. We think you’ve found your Cats.
Croissan’wich. Egg McMuffin. You can do better. Build-your-own biscuit sandwich at Bangers & Lace (your palette offers four kinds of sausage). If the owners like it enough, they’ll add it to the menu under your name for a month. Hopefully your name isn’t Monte Cristo.
Oh, yeah. Right, right, right. Mother’s Day. No, of course you didn’t forget. In fact, you’ve combined her two favorite things: brunch and cupcakes. This quartet offers flavors of bacon-and-waffles, cinnamon roll, cappuccino and I ♥ Mom chocolate cream for dessert. You know how she likes dessert.
