The weekend only likes black jelly beans.
In our infinite wisdom, we’re letting you skip the whole “staying” part of a hotel and getting you to the bar—with 40% off the His & Hers Cocktail Hour at Le Bar in the Sofitel Chicago Water Tower... Plus, 44% off handsomeness in a box.
Get ready for cocktails, models in underwear and gift bags. Oh, that’s right—you were born ready. That’s good: the folks at the Underground want to show you their knickers. Yes, they’re underwear designers now. You’ve suspected it was their ambition all along.
After four decades—and heroically inventing the sneeze guard—R.J. Grunts could just settle down. Instead, it’s throwing a party to celebrate the fact that it will be open until late on weekends, so you can get that boozy banana shake before going home. Again with the heroism.
The Easter Bunny. Probably the sexiest of all holiday mascots (Christopher Columbus is obviously a close second). The girls of Vaudezilla Burlesque help it reach its full potential with bumping, grinding, pin the cotton tail on the bunny and the traditional pastie hunt. Basically, Easter at the Playboy Mansion.
Sure, $39 million was a fair price for Goose Island. But, look, for $25 you can get full access to 20 of its best brews when the brewery commandeers all the taps here for the night. And that includes the service.
Bowling pins. You knock them down. They get right back up. It’s hard to miss the metaphor, of course. Also hard to miss: Easter martinis brightened with marshmallow Peeps, chocolate eggs and other holiday staples... like vodka.
