<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]><style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-style-parent:""; font-size:11.0pt;"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-"Times New Roman";}</style><![endif]--> The weekend is claiming you as a dependent.
Easter: a time of lavish brunches, pastel blazers and, of course, caviar Easter eggs—and we’re hooking you up for 30% off the non-Eastering price. (We’re also filling your Easter basket with booze-infused candy.) Plus: up to 39% off your new spring shirts. (It’s BYO pants.)
Complicated rules. Deadlines. Rampant accountants. Yes, the late-night scene in this town can be tough. But at least your taxes are done, so come celebrate at Hub 51, where the entire bottle list will be half-price... and the other half is next year’s entertainment write-off.
WhiskeyFest rolls into town this weekend... quite literally. A “mobile speakeasy” stops in front of this Wrigleyville Brit pub, offering info on whiskey and a free drink token for inside. After you redeem it, stick around for a multicourse whiskey-infused venison dinner. We suspect it pairs well with whiskey.
Shirts. You like them. You know a lot about them. We’d wager a fin you’re wearing one right now. If not, there’s always this trunk show featuring Nonnie Threads, the line we told you about last year, with new spring-worthy upperwear. Your shoulders will thank you.
You like a woman with a mind of her own. Who can handle a drink. Who can open her own damn pickle jar. So you’ll want to be here for a serious night of elbow-bending... and, of course, to watch some female arm wrestlers really go at it.
Listen, there’s a good chance you won’t use the following information. And that’s fine. You’re pretty content with the corner office and all that. But, look: the Blue Man Group... they’re hiring. And, well, we’ve seen your confetti cannon skills. So... just think about it, okay?
